The Cold Shoulder

Well I woke up and it seems like something is missing. You know. Down there. It's as if I was abducted by aliens or something. And try as I might , I just can't account for a couple hours today.

I can't figure it out though but my person, Mike, dropped me off and was there at the end so I can't help but think be had something to do with it.

Anyway, that's my story and I'm giving him the cold shoulder just in case on the ride home.

Now time for a nap.