Posts
Well, I was wandering around in the rain one day, just minding my own business in the middle of a busy intersection when this lady swipes me up and takes me to 4x4ROCKSHOP. She said they found the guy who had me for one day and let me get lost again but he never showed up to get me. Some people!
So here I am. My person's name is Mike. He runs the shop here and he lets me ride in the truck on long trips and stuff like that. I get to watch out the window and hang out and jump all over the customers. He keeps yelling at me to quit but I pretend not to hear him sometimes - even with these gigantic ears.
Anyway, he felt like I needed something useful to do around here so he set up this blog for me. It's hard to type with my enormous, crooked paws, so he still has to type it in for me.
So, stay tuned for my next post. I have to go. I have a boney to go bury in the warehouse.
Hiya Fred...
ReplyDeleteIt was a pleasure to hear your story. I've known Mike for sometime now and he's a really nice guy. But just remember... like all of us humans, he can turn on ya! Don't piss on his shoes and quite eating his paperwork. Aside from that, be a good companion and he'll treat you to all sorts of goodies!