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Look what a good boy I am. Even though I hopped all over my person while he was driving home from McDonald's, and even though I licked the top of his cup of Coke (got some to bubble out), he still hooked me up outside by the picnic table.
I prefer to lick the ice cream out, being careful not to break the cone. Then once I'm done, and only then, I will softly crunch the cone.
Life is a process.
My person took off the big heavy doors today and put these funny things in. The edge is a lot lower than normal. Hmmm I kind of wonder if I jumped if I could make it? Sure looks like a long way down, though.
I am so happy to finally have grass here by the shop. I hear that for the first year and a half there was nothing here but a vast wasteland of dirt.
It seems all the hoping and praying has paid off. The skies have opened up and where once was dried earth, now grows tall, beautiful grass.
Perfect for burying that new $2 rawhide bonie my person just gave me.
Don't make a move! Yes! YOU!
I see you sitting there, all still - like a stone.
I smell you, too. hmmmm
Still not moving, huh. What if I bark like crazy at you?
No? Still not going to move, huh.
OK, fine. I've got my eye on you, though, Mr. ROCK
Yeah, it's kind of rainy out today. My person gave me a nice McDonald's biscuit for breakfast, we went for a walk, and I jumped on a few customers. Now I'm just kind of feeling lazy.
He moved my bankie from the office out to this cage the other day when he had to leave me here at the shop. I suppose so I wouldn't eat the merchandise and pee on the lift or something. Anyway, it looked kind of safe and snuggly so I'm taking a nap.
You see I decided to take up ice climbing. It's all the rage these
days among the short-legged set. Foe a breed like me, having 2/3 of
my body weight up front, helps.
You can see from the look on my face it took great concentration.
Thanks to Infinion for sponsoring my trip even though I am from French
descent.
